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2 edition of Funny mummy found in the catalog.

Funny mummy

Steve Bertman

Funny mummy

by Steve Bertman

  • 296 Want to read
  • 24 Currently reading

Published by Sterling Pub. in New York .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Mummies -- Juvenile humor,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile

  • Edition Notes

    Includes bibliographical references.

    Statementby Steve Bertman ; illustrated by Ethan Long.
    GenreJuvenile humor
    ContributionsLong, Ethan, ill.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6231.M79 B47 2010
    The Physical Object
    Paginationp. cm.
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL24002631M
    ISBN 109781402769108
    LC Control Number2009052676

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